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The Battle of Preston

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12/28/99

WHAT HAS COME BEFORE

The human ranger Kannett has returned to his homeland in the Dim Forest with his long-awaited reinforcements to help repel the giant invasion. Within two days after invading, the Blackrazors went to work, closing a portal to the demi-plane of Shadow and slaying a dozen slow shadows  in the ruins of an elven village. (Read the Mystery of Derelion)

Looking for bigger game, the Blackrazors have turned their attention south Hochoch where the Grand Duke has recently returned with an army of 400 and dozens of adventurer mercenaries.

THE STORY

Before the Greyhawk Wars, Hochoch had been a bustling, but small city on the border between Geoff and Keoland. Then came the giant invasion, when immense humanoids overran the country’s defenders. For the next five years the city’s inhabitants were enslaved, abused and occasionally devoured by their giant overlords, but finally, in late summer 588, the Grand Duke returned with his re-built army, well-paid and well-armed mercenaries, and powerful adventurers. The force re-took the city, and within weeks refuges were streaming back to the city.

Now hundreds of cooking fires from the Geoffite refuges rose from their camps outside Hochoch’s ruined walls, and children ran through the streets begging for stray coins.

* * *

“Sirs, a copper?” a pathetic voice called up from the street.

The Blackrazors looked down and saw a young child.  The lead Blackrazor—the dwarven warrior Luc--took a step forward and asked, “Can you give us directions in exchange for a few coins young man?”

The child looked confused. “I … I … I don’t know sir, my family is new to the city  and…”

“Never mind,” the dwarf said, and threw him a few coppers. The boy took the coins, tucked them into his shirt, and ran home. Before the Blackrazors could continue on, another voice interrupted them.

“Sirs, did I hear you needed directions?” a voice called out from behind. The adventurers turned. It belonged to a young, eager looking man. “If so, I would be glad to serve as your humble servant.”

“Does our humble servant have a name?” Luc asked, his dwarven gaze focusing sternly on the man before him.

“My name’s Evert sir, and I would be ever so glad to guide you to your destination, or to run any errands you might have.” 

Luc looked to the others, who simply shrugged. The man before them dripped snake-oil, but he could be useful.  

“Alright then, you can guide us to the Giants’ Eyes Inn, but,” Luc said, drawing a silver from his guarded purse, “don’t try to cross us.”

 “I’d never think of it sir. This way?”

 * * *

The Giants’ Eyes wasn’t the best inn in Hochoch, but it did cater to exactly the kind of crowd the Blackrazors enjoyed: adventurers. 

Jars filled with a amber liquid and giant, floating eyes sat on a long, high shelf that wrapped its way around the inn’s interior walls.

Everywhere the Blackrazors turned they could see battle scarred warriors--some missing arms, legs and other body parts--swapping tall tales, launching spit, and slamming back drinks with abandon.

It felt almost like home.

They made their way to the bar, where the bartender was wiping down counter between drafts. “Name’s Boral,” the man said as Luc and the gray elf Malaclypse, pulled up two stools. “What can I get for yah?”

“Wine.” Malaclypse said. “Celenish wine.”

“Pah,” the bartender said, spitting on the counter and then wiping the spittle away. “We got some wine in from Keoland, but it ain’t no elven wine. You want that, you go slum’n in the Uleks.”

“That will be fine,” Malaclypse said.

The bartender called out to a serving boy, and within seconds two chipped glasses sat before the elves.

“What’s new here?” Malaclypse asked.

The bartender smiled. “What ain’t new? The grand duke came charging back a few months ago, sent the giants pack’n. Since then a lot of us have come back and taken back our old places. I had to kick out a bunch of low-lifes who’d taken a like’n to mah bar, but everything’s about back to normal. Now the duke’s talking about invade’n, push’n back the giants I’m like’n that just fine; more eyes for mah walls.” He smiled a broad, uneven smile and then his look turned serious. “You folks look like you can take care of yourself. They with you?” he asked, pointing to the rest of the Blackrazors. The guild members had commandeered a table and were slugging back their second mugs of ale.

“Yes,” Malaclypse said.

“Hmmm. You look’n for some work?”

“Depends on the work,” Malaclypse said.

“Well, there’s this woman. She’s looking for some traveling companions—adventurer types to guide her on her way. Seems she’s looking for a friend of hers, a mage who might be out with the giants. Interested?”

“Definitely,” the elf replied.

* * *

Twenty minutes later they found themselves in one of the inn’s private dining rooms. Before them was an expansive feast, complete with fine breads and fruits for the elves, ale and steak for the dwarves, and excellent Keolandish cuisine for the humans. Tall bottles of fine wine from Celene sat at the table’s center, and a impressive keg of ale stood in a corner.

The Blackrazors immediately tore into the food, savoring its excellent quality, while slugging back mug after mug of ale. After they’d finished their first round of food, the door opened, and powerful, intelligent and well-dressed ogre stepped into the room. Before the ‘razors could reach for their weapons, a exquisitely beautiful woman walked into the room. “Thank you Hans,” the woman said, “you may wait outside.”

The ogre nodded and left.

“I trust your meal is up to your standards?” The Blackrazors nodded eagerly. “Excellent. As I know Boral has told you, I am in need of companions to accompany me west.  I’m searching for a mage … a mage who may be working with the fire giants who have fortified themselves in a town to the extreme south east. I can pay you quite well.” She threw down a necklace easily worth 7,000 gold coins. “Do we have a deal?”

Mal smiled greedily, as did the dwarves, at the sight of the expertly crafted jewelry. “Yes,” Luc said,” we have a deal.”

* * *

After dinner Kannett decided to walk off the fine meal, and headed out into the city. He strolled its battered boulevards for two hours before deciding to head back.

As he turned down an alley in the direction he hoped would lead him home, a low, menacing voice said: “Hey, why don’t you give me and my boys a few coins?” Kannett turned, and noticed the pack of thugs that had suddenly appeared. Their leader was holding a blade, and had the hungry look of a predator in his eyes. “Hell, why don’t you just give me your entire purse? And anything else you have.”

“Why would I do that?” the Blackrazor ranger asked, his hand ready to drop to his blades.

“Do it. Or you’ll be dead.”

Kannett didn’t bother to fully assess the odds. He drew his swords. The thugs rushed him, lashing out awkwardly with daggers and short swords. The ranger easily avoided their pathetic assault, and then struck, slaying three of the thugs with expertly placed cuts. The fools pressed on. Again he avoided them, and again his blades struck home, slaying another three.

The others wised up and ran before he could strike again. He let them go, sheathed his swords, and headed back to the Giant’s Eyes Inn.

* * *

Valeron, Krysta cursed. What in the Hells are you up to now? She’d found, drugged and bedded an overly eager lieutenant in the city guard, who had gladly told her everything he knew about the Val.

“Yeah, a one-armed mage came through here a few weeks ago. Caused a hell of a stink down at the Orcs’ Head. Killed four men outright with green hands he summoned up. Slayed two more on the way out with a bursts of pure light. He was gone by the time our men got there. Last I heard he’d headed out west, to Pest’s Crossing where those fire giants are.  Word has it his working them ‘em.”

“And what about giants nearby?” she asked seductively.

“Oh, there’s a major contingent out in Preston.

Once he was spent--in more ways than one--he'd passed out. The next morning Krysta gathered up her belongings and headed down to the bar. “There’s a man in my room,” she told the young bartender on duty. Make sure he finds his way back to his barracks before he gets in trouble. Understood?” She threw a few platinum pieces down on the bar, and the young man nodded enthusiastically. “Yes ma’am!”

With that chore taken care of, she’d found a table and ordered up some breakfast. Hans, how had obediently followed here down, sat beside her. Valeron. Damn you. I should have known you’d backslide again. I thought your experiences with that cursed Glove of Ati and the Ravages had taught you a lesson. She sipped at the water before her, and began eating her just-served breakfast. I guess not.

* * *

The party assembled just after soon up, and headed out into the countryside, following a trail south along the river. “Preston is where the largest local concentration of giants is,” Krysta explained to the Blackrazors. “There are number of hill giants, possible led by a cloud giant. We will go there, capture some of the giants, and learn what we can of my ‘friend’.  Specifically, I want to know about the fire giants in Pest’s Crossing, and about any mages who might be working with them.”

Luc nodded. “Sounds like a good plan.”

Hours later, Kannett and Luc were in the lead, scouting ahead of the party for possible when they came across several large, tracks that looked like they might have been made by ogres. Very large ogres.

The tracks scattered after a few hundred feet, turning to the light forest of either side. The lead Blackrazors immediately plunged into the forest to the south of the trail, and began following the tracks.

And then the first rocks came flying. There were large rocks--not boulders to be sure, but very large rocks--and they connected with body-shaking force. It took Luc and Kannett seconds to pick out the rocks’ source—a group of large ogres standing next to some large trees. The Blackrazors charged forward, and engaged the ogres hand-to-hand. The lead ogre--a hulking brute far larger than a normal ogre--unslung a large horn from his belt and blew. A wave of terror momentarily washed over the Blackrazors, but they stood their ground … the horn had no affect.

Or at least no magical affect.

With the sounding of the horn large crashing sounds started coming from the south and north. The Blackrazors on the trail had seen the tracks, and now guessed what had caused them--and what the fool-hardy rangers had decided to do. They could hear the crashing sounds as well, and decided to take action.

The now-flying mage Aesop headed off into the southern forest to help the rangers. Meanwhile Mal circled around to the north and D’klar charged headlong into the woods.

It didn’t take long to see what was causing the crashing sounds: bands of ogres – one for each side of the rode, and each led by a hill giant.

Mal made quick work of the hill giant to the north, slaying it with a devastatingly lethal backstab. D’klar--backed up by the new recruit and fellow dwarven cleric Moriam--proudly fought and slew the ogres.

To the south, the battle seemed about to go bad when the Blackrazors suddenly rallied, and sliced their way through the ogre ranks. The hill giant, not so stupid that it couldn’t see and hear its forces were losing, threw down his weapons, and sent out a bellowing call for the others to do the same.

“We give up. You no kill, we leave.”

Luc nodded. “To the road.”

* * *

“We should kill them now,” D’klar growled. “Especially the hill giant.”

“I gave him my word we wouldn’t,” Luc said.

The dwarf scowled at his friend. “Doesn’t change the fact we should kill ‘em. Only good hill giant is a broken, smashed, disemboweled one.”

The giant looked at the Blackrazors nervously. “What’s your name giant?” Krysta asked

“Grasa,” he said in a low, humble rumble.

“And who leads the giants.”

“He who watches all.”

Krysta let the cryptic statement slide. “Why do you raid?”

“Eat humans, eat sheep! Plunder! Good to be a giant!” Grasa replied.

“Alright,” Luc said, “here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to leave and head back to the mountains. You will attack no more humans, no more elves, no more good people, understand?”

“But hungry…”

"Do you understand?”

The giant nodded meekly.

“Then go.”

The giant left, taking with him all but one of the ogres. The one that remained behind had been enthralled by Malaclypse’s latest spell: chastise. The spell forced the ogre to apologize regularly and profusely, and to make up for its wrong-headed attack.

Mal cackled happily at the ogre’s discomfort. He loved the thing’s pathetic, humbled appearance.

Until the downside of the spell became apparent. “Shine boss’ boots? Mog shine shows! Mog shine good!” the ogre said, dropping to Mal’s feet and trying to clean his shoes with a muddy, disgusting piece of cloth.

“Don’t do that.”

“Ok boss. Mog carry boss?”

“No. Don’t touch me.”

“But Mog must make up for attack. Mog clean boss’ hides?” he asked, picking at Mal’s cloak. “No. I said don’t touch me.”

And so it continued. For hours. Mal tried everything to keep the ogre occupied, but nothing worked. He threw sticks, the ogre returned them. He beat the ogre, it tripped him trying to give him a better shot. And then tried even harder to apologize for tripping him.

By the time the Blackrazors crossed the bridge over the rain-swollen Oyt river, the Blackrazors could take it no more. Luc said “Hey, why don’t you go get that rock out of the river?”

The ogre, seeking to make up for its earlier bumblings, did exactly that. It jumped into the river, and was instantly swept away.

Just after the ogre’s death, the Blackrazor Guildmaster Tanevir, the Oeridian expert hunter known simple as Skinner, and the mage Falgar crossed over the bridge, having just teleported in.

“Nice work with the ogre,” Tanevir said. “The barkeep caught us up on our mission. Good day Lady Krysta,” the elf said with a polite nod. I understand we’re to escort you west.”

“Yes,” she said. “But first we’re going to Presten. It’s an old elven tree town that was overrun by giants early in the war. Now its their largest outpost in the east.”

 “Excellent,” the elf replied. “Let’s go.”

 * * *

The details of the Battle of Preston are sketchy at best, and comical at worst. What is known is that in the late afternoon of the 16th day of the 5th month of the Common Year 589, a team of Blackrazor Guild adventurers in the employee of a courtesan known as “Krysta” engaged a large group of giants who had attacked, smashed and then occupied the elven village.

Apparently the Blackrazors had done some cursory scouting of the village and had concluded that the few hill giants they saw guarding one side of the village would offer up little resistance. The Blackrazors decided to launch a three-pronged attack, with a team coming in from the east, west and south.

The dwarves D’klar, Luc, Moriam, the courtesan Krysta and her ogre companion Hans attacked from the east while the mage Aesop and his ranger friend Kannett attacked from the west. Meanwhile, the guildmaster Tanevir, the mage-thief Malacylpse, his gnomish follower Whisper, and the Oeridian hunter Skinner attacked from the south.

The initial attack went well as ogres--who guarded the village from platforms in village’s large central tries—were consumed by circular walls of fire. One of the groups of frost giants (undetected by the scouts) was ensnared by a wall of fire as well, and two hill giant guards were hit by a fireball spell.

And then things started to go very badly. The mage Aesop negated the effectiveness of the wall of fire encapsulating the frost giants by attacking said giants with an ice storm. The storm had no affect on the giants, but subdued the fire long enough for them to escape with minimal damage.

Kannett, who had been counting on Aesop to back him up, attacked the hill giants on the village’s western side, but was soon faced with not only two hill giants but a number of large ogres and a fire giant as well. Aesop raced back to help his friend, but it was too late--Kannett fell, and the mage soon dropped as well.

* * *

While the western front collapsing, Mal and Tanevir tried to negate the middle with Evard’s Black Tenatacles and other spells. They succeeded in immobilizing the hill giants and two of the fire giants, but the last, and largest fire giant turned out to be a shaman. That giant dispelled the hold spell on the largest of his friends, and then turned east to attack the stalwart dwarves, Falgar and Tanevir’s herald, Alaric.

The lead frost giant, who’s followers had been weakened but not terribly hurt by the wall of fire, turned his attention eastward as well after hurling a few boulders at Mal and Tanevir.  He battered the eastern group with several javelins of lightening, slaying Alaric outright, and badly wounding the dwarves. 

* * *

Meanwhile, Krysta has wisely split of from the eastern group and engaged one of the bands of ogres. She transformed two lion figurines into flesh-and-blood mountain lions, who fought along side Hans. She supported them from afar with well-placed dagger throws, and then ordered Hans to unleash his secret weapon – a packet of choking and sneezing powder—on another band of closing ogres. Hans did so … with disastrous results. He fumbled his throw, and instead of landing in the middle of his attacking kin, the packet exploded at his feet.

The effects were catastrophic. The attacking ogres were slain outright, but Hans was as well. Some say Krysta’s screams of frustration could be heard all the way to Hochoch.

* * *

The battle seemed doomed at that point, but the Blackrazors, bloodied and battered, managed to rally and destroy their attackers. Equally important, they were able to catch up with the giants on the western front. Those giants, seeing the battle was going badly, had stuffed Aesop and Kannett into sacks and fled into the forest. Tanevir and Falgar were able to slay the giant carrying the bags, and then the ogres who picked up its burden.

Kannett escaped from his bag, and by the time he caught up with the rest of the Blackrazors they had recovered Aesop’s sack. But as they opened it, they realized they were too late … the mage was dead.

* * *

The dwarves—frustrated by the chaos of the battle—slew all of the remaining giants before they could be question. The Blackrazors on the western front returned, and Tanevir ordered an immediate retreat; they had heard another patrol closing on their location, and the guild was in no condition to face them. The Blackrazors deftly scooped up any treasure they could find, and fled the village. 

After returning to Hochoch, they sent Falgar back to Obsidian Bay along with the bodies of Aesop and Alaric, as well as the magical treasure they had found.  Falgar examined the items using the Blackrazors trusty slate of identification, and then (with help of an elemental movement spell from the terramancer Sven Kildare), teleported back to Hochoch.

The magical haul included :

3 potions of extra healing
2 javelins of lightning
a bag of holding
a ring of swimming
a necklace of missiles (4 beads)
a bag of beans (9 beans)
Oil of impact

After dividing up the treasure—and taking the necklace of missiles—Falgar teleported back to Obsidian Bay.

The Blackrazors in Obsidian Bay first took Aesop’s corpse to the Temple of Cuthbert, where the church demanded an outrageous fee for raising him from the dead: 15,000 gold coins, his treasured amulet of magic resistance, his valuable bracers of defense and a year’s worth of service to the church.

The Blackrazors negotiated with the church, which agreed to drop the demand for the bracers and a reduction in the term of service to six months in turn for 20,000 gold and the mage’s wand of paralyzation.

To raise Alaric, the church of Heironeous demanded that he turn over his sword of the planes, his instant fortress, 10,000 gold coins, and pledge himself to six months of service. 

He reluctantly agreed.

* * *

Next up: Kannett makes some new friends on the Deadly Streets of Hochoch.

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